(Talking to the UD Jews)
She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...
She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...
She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...
She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021
Get the My mom probably doesn’t have long to livemug. by deezmomgaynutz February 9, 2022
Get the you mom gaymug. The woman with the biggest juciest ass in the world. When she walks, people see basketballs. It is almost as big as sammys.
by asdfhjkl1456sxcvbnm April 11, 2023
Get the IANS Mommug. Ur mom can be used as the last line of defense when you are on the losing end of an argument.
Scientists have proven that 90% of the time Ur mom can be an effective comeback to almost all sorts of arguments.
But be cautious when it comes to the person you use it against. For instance, if you use this to ur mom, the next thing you know, you are homeless and instantly disowned. And if you use it against your dad then I'm afraid that you are now fatherless. He probably went to buy milk.
Scientists have proven that 90% of the time Ur mom can be an effective comeback to almost all sorts of arguments.
But be cautious when it comes to the person you use it against. For instance, if you use this to ur mom, the next thing you know, you are homeless and instantly disowned. And if you use it against your dad then I'm afraid that you are now fatherless. He probably went to buy milk.
For example, you can
1. I am quite well-acquainted with your mom / I am rather familiar with your mom.
2. I wanted to stay, but I thought you wanted to be alone with your mother.
3. How's your mother doing these days?
4. I've never met your mother but I'm sure she loves you too, just as much as we do.
5. Your mom is so ugly that her own portraits hang themselves.
1. I am quite well-acquainted with your mom / I am rather familiar with your mom.
2. I wanted to stay, but I thought you wanted to be alone with your mother.
3. How's your mother doing these days?
4. I've never met your mother but I'm sure she loves you too, just as much as we do.
5. Your mom is so ugly that her own portraits hang themselves.
by Ur Momsss June 1, 2022
Get the Ur mommug. by no no no no no no January 2, 2021
Get the My mommug. friend:do you want to watch a movie
me:i wanna watch ur mom
friend:lets go to sleep
me:i wanna sleep with ur mom
friend:....
me:ur mom
friend:*slaps*
me:i wanna watch ur mom
friend:lets go to sleep
me:i wanna sleep with ur mom
friend:....
me:ur mom
friend:*slaps*
by dude is a gender neutral term October 30, 2022
Get the ur mommug. "Mom, can me and the bois have a nerfbattle? We will pick up all of the darts please mom"
"Mom can I use the family computer please I'm just doing Khan Academy no tentacle hentai please mom"
"Mom can I use the family computer please I'm just doing Khan Academy no tentacle hentai please mom"
by A Homeboy April 29, 2019
Get the Mommug.