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Martins Mom

The mom of your friend Martin, who is smoking hot and you don't know how Martin came from such finesse stock.
by Waggawoop March 8, 2024
mugGet the Martins Mommug.

Ur mom is green

An insult I cannot explain. I learned it and still don't get it.

Green is not a bad colour.

Search it up on google.
Cot: "Ur mom is green and she hates you."
Kith: *Kicks Cot*
by RamieTheDuck April 5, 2022
mugGet the Ur mom is greenmug.

decent mom

A mom that doesn't strive for perfection but tries to do a good enough job
I wouldn't say she's amazing, but she's a decent mom.
by Bia1024 February 20, 2017
mugGet the decent mommug.

ur mom

A very funny and shit way of responding to your idiotic friends
Person 1: guess what I did last night?
Person 2: IDK
Person 1: I Went To The Pub
Person 2: And I Went To Ur Mom
by YourmomXDLikes you February 15, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

Mom cannibalism

Your mom understands why some animals eat their young ones.

"My mom can't be a cannibal lmao what you talking about"
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 🤨🤨 *vsauce music intensifies*

Stay late at night and your best friend's gonna manifest the cannibalism in your mum
A large majority of children get eaten by their mum everyday if they don't sleep on time.

Listen to Urban dictionary. Listen to your mum. Have a good sleep schedule :)
"Omg it's 3 A.M. and I'm still awake lols"

"Your mom's gonna eat you up if you don't sleep, mom cannibalism exists"
by KnightDoesSomeRandomShit November 21, 2021
mugGet the Mom cannibalismmug.

ur mom

Person 1: Wht are u doing
Person 2: ur mom ;)
by arandomcatto December 8, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur mom

SHE IS FAT AND UGLY AND GAY
by Nick Garr September 7, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

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