mom

a person who tells people they don't like negativity in their life but in reality they're the negative one

hey do you want to go out for lunch - person

sure- mom

at lunch

I want this - person

no you cant have that you are too fat

then starts this whole big thing- mom

by Josh parry. December 18, 2022

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Ur mom hot

Ur mom is hot i guess?!

Jeff:My mom said you can come over
Joe:Ur mom hot

by PurpleLovesJason<3 April 1, 2022

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ur mom dab

legit the best phrase ever and if you don’t use it then i’m sorry for you

janet : who’s that??
barbra : ur mom dab *dabs*

by Ilysm..........! November 29, 2021

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Your Mom

The coolest, hottest, sexiest mf alive.

Wow look! It’s your mom! She’s hot.

by Yourlocalmother January 22, 2022

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A PHRASE TO POKE WITH YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT EACH OTHER'S MOMS WITH QUALITIES THAT THEY DONT HAVE. IF ITS TRUE THEN RIP YOUR FRIEND DID UR MOM. IT CAN ALSO BE A HYSTERICAL ANSWER WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ASK A QUESTION.

FRIEND1: BRO YOUR MUM SO FAT SHE BROUGHT A SPOON TO THE SUPER BOWL
FRIEND 2: OVERRATED... HERE IS A GOOD ONE. YOUR MOM SO NON-EXISTENTENT SHE WENT TO GET MILK WITH YOUR DAD.
(Example 1)

FRIEND 1: BRO WHATS THE ANSWER FOR QUESTION 69?
FRIEND 2: YOUR MOM
FRIEND 1: LOL BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT IS IT
FRIEND 2: IM GETTIN MILK
(Example 2)

by Ciejcidk August 19, 2022

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