Red Shag Band

Red is a lapdance. (:

"Snapping the Red Shag Band is a rainbow kiss"
"Eh naw pal, It's a lapdance"
"Oh okay then. "

by Pinky.(: November 30, 2009

the red moses

Its when a man takes laxatives and shits till he bleeds and the girl spreads his cheeks and licks it.

Ian took laxatives and was shitting blood when nikkie started to spread his the red moses.

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 6, 2015

rusty red

When an inferior ginger being results to anger to equal out his competitive nature.
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one fuckin angry ginger normally having abnormally small hands

Hey big D why are you gettin so mad bro?

Inferior ginger: fuck you i have a rusty red!

by theangrylover June 28, 2010

Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

Red Eagle Politics

A mixed race, far-right content creator/tweaker with fetal alcohol syndrome and hair loss. He advocates for the establishment of an ethno-state while also dreaming of having tri-racial Vietnamese babies.

Kevin: Yo did you catch that new Red Eagle Politics video.
Canyon: Nah I stopped watching blawg after I found out about his sexual fantasies and his nuking of fam servers

by 11copniggas July 8, 2024

Red Letter Day

A Red Letter Day is when a scientist gets teleported to a different place, and it FAILS!

"That's right, Barney. This is a red letter day. We'll inaugurate the new teleport with a double transmission!" -Dr. Kleiner

by OfficialDaft February 14, 2025

Red hot

(Dublin Slang) A person known to be highly involved in crime who carries out their criminality without subtlety or discretion. It can also refer to an area being survelied by police or with police activity

I'm not ringing him for a bag, he's a redhot. I'm not meeting him there, it's red hot

by Savagebaps August 13, 2021