Red Velvet Cake

When a guy creampies a girl on her period, pulls his penis out, and spreads it on her ass.

Last night I got drunk and made a red velvet cake with my girl.

by TellyMadeIt April 13, 2022

Original Reds

The upmost quality of bines

‘You’ve made a huge power play on the reds brother’
‘The original reds be hitting different buddy’

by Asmilingpig November 2, 2019

Red Balls

The opposite of blue balls.

When a male has ejaculated so much that he experiences pain or tenderness in his testicles; this may occur the next day.

My balls hurt.

Is it blue balls?
No, I think it's the opposite.

Red balls?
Yeah, I have red balls.

by Revelcer June 8, 2018

Red squirts of laughter

When you're on your period and you laugh so hard red squirts of blood come out.

Like omg Becky, John was telling me the funniest joke and the red squirts of laughter came out.

by Redhotcookie45 September 16, 2018

Red Note

1. A Chinese social media, Instagram-like platform where Brain Rot TikTok users rushed into water news got out that the Federal government intended to ban TikTok. Unfortunately for those users who think their migration is a form of protest to the US government, their lack of self-awareness and knowledge of how Chinese social media means that they actually joined a more insecure and censored platform.

Those TikTok brain rots are rushing to Red Note for refuge. Do they have any idea that they will be banned by simply posting LGBTQ and even just bikini photos?

by DNLMCH January 18, 2025

red hot promise

A pending anal rape transaction that has yet to occur.

"Justin where are you going tonight?"
"..for a red hot promise"

by AspireGnome May 8, 2012

Red Bucket List

A Red Bucket List is like a regular bucket list except that the items on said list are usually of a sexual nature

"Getting my D sucked by one chick while another eats my ass at the same time is at the top of my Red Bucket List."

by Professor Sequoia August 30, 2023