My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK

Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.

by wombledomble September 9, 2019

a bad friend

a bad friend is someone who doesn't respect you but is still your friend

Person 1: Hey do you know my internet friend Ferocious?

Person 2: isnt he a bad friend i mean he called you a cunt last week

Person 3: i guess

by the one guy that gets bullied June 27, 2018

Friends

Something you don’t have

You: “I wish I had friends”

by The_Ancient_Chicken October 6, 2021

Zone Friending

The act of creating a friendship to ship an old friend with your new one; or to get two new people together.

Growing close to someone in an attempt to get them to interact with a friend.

1. Damn, John was zone friending both Jawn and Jella? He tryna be cupid or something?

2. Oh shit, Anjella was definitely zone friending me for Gohn. I barely know the guy tho!

by imbesmerser December 28, 2023

Girl Best Friend Day!

national girl best friend day is august 1st!

“why are you hanging out with me so much”
“cause it’s national girl best friend day!!”

by dooodoopeepeepoopoo July 21, 2022

friend

jealous psycho bitch

she push her friend bcs she want her to be ugly

by bossbtch July 4, 2021

Let's be Friends

A commonplace phrase of the word, which has many different meanings, but the most used is when someone wishes to politely ask you to leave or avoid them altogether.

Person of interest: Hey, I kinda like you, and was hoping we could hang out!

You: Oh, no thanks! Let's be friends instead!

by QueenPoisonstar May 22, 2019