Red Musket

To insert a piece of Popping Candy, most notably Pop Rocks, into the urethra and proceed to be pushed down by a Sounding instrument. It is named after the action of reloading a muzzle-loaded long gun- also known as the Musket.

I finally convinced my husband to try the Red Musket! He said it felt better than having sex for the first time!

by repetitivedango February 25, 2023

Red Devils

Orangey/Red Pubic hairs left behind on the toilet, after a heterosexual male ginger goes to the restroom.

God damn it, Eric, you left some Red Devils in the bathroom again.

by Definition Maker 12 July 3, 2018

red Batman Paradox

The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime

person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.

person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.

by le bruh moment April 19, 2021

Red Crewmate

Some bitch from twitter that wanted someone to do this

“I can’t believe Red Crewmate is demanding someone do this. How lame. He should do it himself”

by RapierEnbyDumbass November 18, 2020

Red Wing Lieutenant

When your partner is menstruating. go down on her and begin eating her out. then give her a big wet kiss after. congrats, you just became a red wing lieutenant.

friend: why us ur face covered in blood?
me: i just become a red wing lieutenant!

by papachapo June 21, 2019

Code Red

When your girl is on her period, hence red.

Nick: Are you guys gonna smash tomorrow?
Joseph: Nah dude
Nick: Why bro?
Joseph: Code Red
Nick: Oh snap sucks bro.

by bigguywholikefries January 22, 2018

Red-Line Torture

Red-Line Torture is a form cock and ball torture (CNBT) used by the gremlins and involves inserting a Ritalin into the penis hole and anus. You then circumcise the patient and force them to snort a line of their own blood.

wasn't that Red-Line Torture fun last weekend?

by CLINT LORD November 14, 2021