Noun:
1. A raging African American homosexual who can not stop masturbating ambidextrously due to his chronic CMD.
2. The 3rd cousin of a Porch Monkey, which has settled down in common upper class districts and suburbs along U.S. States with high urban populations.
3. A term given to modern day Rap and R & B artist whom think an auto-tone and a single chorus and repetition compose a song. This includes Rebecca Black. (Slang)
Originating from Northern, Southern, Western, and Midwestern States of the United States of America.
1. A raging African American homosexual who can not stop masturbating ambidextrously due to his chronic CMD.
2. The 3rd cousin of a Porch Monkey, which has settled down in common upper class districts and suburbs along U.S. States with high urban populations.
3. A term given to modern day Rap and R & B artist whom think an auto-tone and a single chorus and repetition compose a song. This includes Rebecca Black. (Slang)
Originating from Northern, Southern, Western, and Midwestern States of the United States of America.
Pulse Monkeys have a tendency of being racist and taking welfare for granted; Consequently, the term pulse monkey is a racist slang term originating from the Czars of Obama. All the while, they have trickled into the cracks of the hardworking upper and lower class community's.This gives bad names upon the hardworking black community.
by DrDustmann July 1, 2012
Get the Pulse Monkeymug. We wanted to get fucked up so we got a gram of ket, a gram of sniff and a g of MD n mixed it all up into a monkey mix.
"i was off my pickle on that monkey mix"
"i was off my pickle on that monkey mix"
by -: aLiAs :- October 14, 2008
Get the monkey mixmug. A terrible critic who does insults, glaze, and/or calls stuff "woke", often to promote a agenda or ideology, usually right-wing or conservative; a grifter.
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by David X. Hatley October 5, 2025
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by ComZhora March 18, 2021
Get the Monkey Cannonmug. in the 60's LSD sometimes heroin users referred to a mystical spiritual out-of-body experience, they spoke about the all-knowing " monkey ". Beatnics, poetry readings, tams Tams sort of scene.
by p0kerface February 14, 2019
Get the the monkey knowsmug.