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Cum Trail

The Cum Trail refers to the path one takes after ejaculating, usually to a bathroom, to clean up their shameful mess. On the way, cum tends to slide off of the hands and body onto the floor unknowingly, thus creating a trail of cum.
I wonder how much jizz has been left in the wake of my Cum Trail.

I've partaken on my Cum Trail journey so much, the carpet is starting to fester.
by Sparsse May 28, 2021
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Cum-mudgeon

An angry old man who has lost all of his morals and doesn’t give a fuck anymore. He goes around and seeks out random women to blow his loads on.
Big Sleezy: Yo Tyrant, I saw this old dude blowing his loads all over the place last week. Dude must be getting castrated or something soon.

Tyrant: Nah dude, that’s just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesn’t run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.

Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...
by Stoney69 March 1, 2019
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Cum

Cum is a sticky white substance it is also called sperm
Amy: Ahh~ bae your cum is so good I want it in mee! Jack:Cums in pussy
by Cocksnsocks February 19, 2023
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Cum King

A Guy who pleasures himself with the condiment known as Mustard
Oh damn! It’s Cum King, Behniya E the guy who rubbed mustard on his balls in class then busted a fat load and drizzled the remains into his mouth
by Brandon Gonzalez November 4, 2023
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Cum Throat

To have phlegm and mucus in one's throat, especially after eating or drinking.
"I have major cum throat right now from that milkshake."
by BadBitchesClub September 7, 2023
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Cum cum

Bro I cum cummed last night, it was crazy
by WaffleBoi111 January 20, 2022
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Cum Slug

A used condom, tied off at the base, often found languishing on beaches, near lay-by's, or in the side streets of most major towns and cities.
Oh my fucking god, I just stepped on a cum slug
by 2dicksnadog April 20, 2024
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