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The One Man Fuck Up

is the one friend who fucks up everything your friend group does and ruins the entire Fucking Experience for evryone. They are also the most retarded, autistic peices of shits in the world.These peoples name consist of. Will, Bob, Jeff or Jeffery, Mark, Luke, And Eric. Watch out for these people ladies and gents this people will ruin your life.
Mark shoplifts and you guys get arrested

"Jesus Mark Your The One Man Fuck Up
by Gibbys are not gay December 19, 2019
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the business of which one is engaged

(Soldier In wartime)- The business of which one is engaged always carries the high probability of death.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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throw one's bones somewhere

1. To go to some place mainly for entertainment or sightseeing.

note: this phrase always has a meaning of a distance, so it can't be used for a type of a place, unless it's a specific place (Can't say "Let's throw our bones to the cinema", but can say "Let's throw our bones to Jam Hall")

2. Take a seat, especially when there is a choice what table/lobby sofa/seats in the airport/place for a picnic etc to occupy.
Throw one's bones somewhere:

If there are no better ideas let's throw our bones to the Dungeon Disco.

-- What?
-- I dunno... It's so crowded there...
-- Then let's throw our bones right here. No noise, no traffic - great table!
by Ebakvak May 24, 2009
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pop one's champagne bottle

It's easy to pop one's champagne bottle. Just do something that makes your dick happy.

He tried to pop his champagne bottle the moment midnight strikes, but he started to jack off too early and came at 11:58 pm.
by Anonymous $#!+ February 27, 2010
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one thrust nut bust

the inability to have sex for more than a few seconds
see also one pump chump
Glen: OHHHHHH!

Sandy: what??? it's already over? -___-

Glen: sorry for the one thrust nut bust, i've never done this before
by bigDjohnston69 August 26, 2011
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count one for the home team

An expression used to signify something good has happened, or can be used to express congratulations. Its antonym is count one for the away team.
<hohoh0> Why dont you msg your gf telling her IM GONNA GET A PUSSY AND BOOB JOB, I BET YOULL LUB ME UP. she'd think we're the most horrid people EVER eheh
<Stan> nah she would count one for the home team
by BOLIVER February 3, 2003
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Valeria the green gun one

Valeria is a girl who has coochie lice. she finds herself snacking on it, most of the day. at school everyone knows her as the girl with coochie lice. only some really know the story of how she got coochie lice but that's a secret I'll never tell.. xoxo, pp
"did you hear that Valeria the green gun one has coochie lice?" - pp and tortillito
by THE pp ;) January 9, 2020
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