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Ghost Sex

The strange phenomena that has emerged over the last few years wherein young, mostly black urban boys film themselves humping and grinding against empty furniture, the floor, etc.
"My shorty was over to her Grandmoms, so when I got horny, I just had some wicked Ghost Sex all up in the ottoman. Just practicing, son."
by Johnny Murder June 21, 2009
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Matador Sex

The act of having sex with a woman while she is in the doggy style position. As you orgasm you throw a jar of Salsa on her back and yell Ole. The salsa represents the shed blood of the bull and the women plays the part of the bull while your penis acts as the sword.
Man we came back from cinco de mayo and had some crazy matador sex on the kitchen floor.
by HoytDogg December 24, 2010
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sex crazy

someone who only cares for sex; thinks about it, talks about it, and tries getting it
girl: hey do you know andrew
friend: yeah
girl: what do you think of him
friend: he's sex crazy
girl: what do you mean
friend: in math class all he was talking about was sex
by krispy creme April 18, 2009
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sex-capades

Sex capades

1 ) A session of uninhibited sex in the weird, odd or wildest places.

2) Sex for sport.

3) Is the practice of two or more casual sex partners being free to do it where-ever and whenever.

4) No filters with multiple or singular sexual partners.

5) Promiscuous.
Oh, so you guys are just going to go away this weekend and get your sex-capades on? I hear that, I aint mad atcha!
by Merci Merc October 29, 2012
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Defpotec Sex

engaging wild, unusual, or new kinky sexual encounters (first time anal, first time felching, getting your red wings, ect) with a long time sexual partner when, at the conclusion of the encounter, you just feel dirty and or have a hard time maintaining eye contact and never want to speak of said encounter but both of you liked it and will do it again together
Person 1 - Man, (wife's name) and I had some incredible defpotec sex last night.

Person 2 - Oh yeah, what did you do

Person 1 - We used a free range chicken, I felt so dirty afterwards but it was fantastic.

Person 2 - What about (wife's name)?

Person 1 - I don't know we didn't talk about it, I couldn't even look her in the eye after, but I did see her online looking for live chicken suppliers this morning.

Person 2 - Score!
by Barbarosa May 16, 2013
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news sex

"I was busy watching the news the other day but my g.f. wanted to down on me!"
"Just have news sex next time!"
by Birrox February 5, 2015
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jejunumal sex

Incredibly deep anal penetration, typically performed by a man with an abnormally long penis that is able to stimulate the woman's (or man's) jejunum in the small intestine.
Man: Hey baby, you up for some jejunumal sex??
Woman: Oh hell yeah baby, I love feeling you that deep in my ass ;)
by sydmonster July 9, 2010
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