Hey Jim, you look rough this morning. Did you have a late night?
Yeah, I was packing my bag 'til 2 am.
Yeah, I was packing my bag 'til 2 am.
by Barnsider March 21, 2008
Get the Packing my bagmug. by alonsgnegni0 June 14, 2009
Get the soviet tea bagmug. I'd rather be a part of a bag full of monkeys than get a chick preggers. I'm a good citizen like dat.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
Get the Bag Full of Monkeysmug. Donald Trump is the most Douchiest Douche Bag in the History of Bags of Douches. He kills kids with Sledge Hammers. He kills puppies and kittens with Napalm. He hates all black people. He bought an island off the coast of Florida where he practices Slavery.
by Mike Pizow May 20, 2011
Get the Douche Bag Maximusmug. When You tie 2 Tea-bags to you your ball sack (A.K.A. The 'T' spot) then dip it in boiling hot water, and then rip the string off. Resulting in your testicles to like two like two soft boiled eggs.
Samantha: Why wern't you at school yesterday Tyler?
Tyler: I was showing Kayla to do the Arizona Tea Bag... IT HURT!
Tyler: I was showing Kayla to do the Arizona Tea Bag... IT HURT!
by Arizona's finest! May 16, 2012
Get the Arizona Tea Bagmug. 
A contest resulting in a vote as to which douche-bag is acting in excess of the other at any given time!! Can be determined by who uses more cliches, looks more ridiculously metro, acts falsely positive in situations where it is uncalled for, or just lies a lot when unnecessary, etc.
guy 1: who do you think is a bigger douche, NM or GE?
guy 2: how would one determine that?
guy 1: we would have to hold a douche-bag-off I suspect.
guy 2: what aspects are we judging this time?
guy 1: today we will go with overall lifestyle douchbaggedness!!
guy 2: how would one determine that?
guy 1: we would have to hold a douche-bag-off I suspect.
guy 2: what aspects are we judging this time?
guy 1: today we will go with overall lifestyle douchbaggedness!!
by stuck in the middle February 11, 2008
Get the Douche-Bag-Offmug.