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Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.
To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.
by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 7, 2018
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hair-eola

When a woman's areola ( the area surrounding the nipple) is hairy.
I noticed that Nancy had hair-eolas when she was changing into her drag-queen attire.

My razors get worn down after I shave my hair-eolas.
by craftymeanbastard October 8, 2010
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Hair Ballin

A cat like sound that an older man makes in public that is commonly mistaken for hurling after a bender.
Dude #1, Did you hear that, sounds like he was on an all night bender?

Dude #2, Naw man, that's just Jim, he's hair ballin.
by SuperLloyd October 21, 2014
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Hair Slap

The act of using one's hand to slap the hair on another's head. Often used when someone has asked you a difficult question that you do not want to answer.
Matt: "Josh, are you ever going to get a job to support your family?"

Josh: "Hair Slap"
by Space Boobies April 22, 2010
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Bass hair

The product of having the bass of a song so loud that your hair vibrates into a distinct style.

Known to be the most sexually appealing, glorious, an ultimately badass style; regardless of length.
I came last night from the party rocking some bass hair.

OMG that guy is so hot, check out his bass hair!
by Whatwhat34341 January 1, 2013
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Kwesi hair

Hair that is barely visible but still exists
by callmekwesi January 22, 2022
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Emo hair

How most people call the hairstyle which is common in the emo and scene subculture. It's usually kind of spiky and covers one or both eyes, but there are many different variations of the hairstyle. Often the hair is dyed (most of the time it's either black or very bright colors).
The style was very popular a few years ago but many people still wear it today. If done right it looks really attractive.
"Hey, what do you think of you my new haircut?"

"Kind of looks like Emo hair ."
by You_are_the_one_who_asked November 16, 2020
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