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Sweaty Texan

when a sweaty 60 year old texasman sucks your dick wearing an fbi jacket and lubes you up with his glowing sweat
A Sweaty Texan is when a sweaty 60 year old texasman sucks your dick wearing an fbi jacket and lubes you up with his glowing sweat
by Sweaty Sean 1488 September 29, 2022
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Sweaty Jackhammer

When jacking off you cannot bust and you begin to sweat and your arm begins to cramp and feels like you have been using a jackhammer for an hour
I was jacking off so long i had a sweaty jackhammer going
by BKing19 May 3, 2012
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sweaty

An term often used by inferior game players to make themselves feel better in comparison to those with actual skill. Supposed to describe someone putting in so much effort as to make themselves sweat, however it is often used derogatively against anyone that plays to win at all.
In a shooter
Player 1 (who's on top of the scoreboard): Hey, can you guys actually attack the objective instead of just camping at spawn? We're going to lose.

Player 2 (who has 4 kills/12 deaths over the course of 10 minutes): Cry more you sweaty bitch.

In a fighting game
Player 1: Ugh you're so fucking sweaty you fucking combo spammer!

Player 2: Sorry for actually knowing how to play the game I guess.
by Sorasohei December 4, 2021
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Sweaty Sardines

When your testicles are sweating.
Hey I gotta go change I got some sweaty sardines.
by SardineSucker November 8, 2016
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Sweaty Wednesday

When a woman is face first on the bed but there is a guy hitting her from behind and the bed is another guy.
"Yo we should go pick up that lot lizard and have a Sweaty Wednesday"
by MilkyMatt6789 March 23, 2025
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sweatie pie

When you accidentally spell sweetie pie wrong and call your spouse it for the last 10 YEARS!!
That's great news sweatie pie. Don't check my armpits
by Dirty Dohnut May 29, 2016
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Sweaty crevice

A crevice on the human body that gets hot and sweaty. Ie.. cleavage or butt crack
She has massive titties. I bet they create a massive sweaty crevice.
by Filth monger. April 15, 2022
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