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slime puppy

A slime puppy is someone who sexually lacks self-control and somewhat pathetic and that said person would make sexual advances in situations that are typically inappropriate (e.g. at a workplace) towards someone who holds more power.
Gerri: You disgusting little pig. You're pathetic. You are a revolting little worm, aren't you?
Roman: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I am.
Gerri: You little slime puppy.

– Succession Season 2 Episode 4: "Safe Room"
by smalltinykitty August 16, 2023
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Gentle Puppies

Women's breast - there isn't anybody who does not love playing with gentle puppies, to have them lick your face and romp around you. Mobster and gangsters, bankers and cops, hooligans and fundies all love to play with gentle puppies.
"Weeds" - season 6; episode 8
As she lay on her back, Zbigniew played softly with her gentle puppies. He nuzzled the gentle puppies and fondled them softly.
With quiet delight, half sighing, half giggling, he whispered, "Gentle puppies are fun."
by Zbigniew Boyfrendt October 19, 2012
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Puppy Mine

One of the many names for the poop that comes from man's best friend, the humble Dog.
"Look out, puppy mine inbound!" *dog poos*

"Puppy mine field up ahead!" *Puts shoes on*
by rynomuncher October 7, 2012
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Puppy Hoe

Someone who loses all composure and dignity when in the presence of a cute puppy or dog, and goes to great lengths to touch it, pet it, hold it, and have the animal's attention. When sighting a puppy these people tend to squeal and say "Oh my God!" and talk in high frequencies using childish language as if they were talking to a baby.
We have to walk back to the car to get ready for tonight, but let's avoid the dog park because Sam is a huge puppy hoe and we'll never get past it.
by LeeHB June 4, 2017
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Discord Puppy

A discord puppy is a user on the application discord (application for gamers) where server moderators talk regularly to users that bark for them (E-girls mainly but men are appreciated) and have feelings for them.
Oh my, BigChad69 has LittleBaby2145 as his discord puppy!!
by RinzuDoesWha? April 29, 2022
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Milk Puppies

Large breasts. Usually on a younger woman...thus separating them from the far less attractive Milk Dogs.
Holy cow, did you see the milk puppies on that broad?! BOW WOW!!!!!!
by Dr. Walnutstreet August 6, 2008
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puppy rodeo

An action in which a puppy takes a chew toy hostage by grabbing hold with its teeth and front paws, tilts on its side, and uses its pelvis to slowly thrust, gradually gaining speed until it is until there is no way of stopping it.
Holy shit dude, your fucking dog is pulling a puppy rodeo!
by Pugboners March 8, 2017
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