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Lets make something very clear here about a Karen.

A Karen is not someone who rebels and stands up to something the majority is doing. A Karen is someone who blindly upholds authority everywhere she/he goes. Such low as calling the cops on a child selling water. She can't stand that a child would make some cash on a random corner tax free with no permits and permission from her overlords. A Karen has a problem with anyone who does things against the grain and against the norm, extremely triggered by anything that doesn't go by the book.

A Karen BLINDLY trusts politicians, the media, and has a severe mental breakdown when you question science, which is the very purpose of science. A Karen will immediately resort to insults and bigotry because you are not conforming to her cult.

A Karen is NOT someone who refuses to wear a face mask or take a vaccine because of their basic human right to decide what goes in their body.

A Karen IS someone who says things like:

"Oh just shut up and put a mask on!"
"Follow the rules!"

"Trust the science"
"Trust the experts"
"This is for our safety"

"Your immune system is a MYTH!"

A Karen will magically ignore all the facts and common sense you present them with and then turn around to say you ignore facts and have no common sense.

A Karen is a morphed hybrid version of an Agent Smith (see Agent Smith definition).

A Karen will say "you're not a doctor" but be silent about Bill Gates major influence on vaccine agendas.
Karen: PUT YOUR MASK ON!

Me: But you have two on and you're triple vaxxed
Karen: IT DOESN'T MATTER, STOP BEING SELFISH!

Karen: TRUST THE SCIENCE!
Me: Yeah, I trust my immune system and educating myself on proper health, nutrition, exercise, stress management, sun light, human interaction, and eliminating fear based news
Karen: YOU'RE A RACIST BIGOT!
by blackjaguar January 29, 2022
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Karen

Gets annoyed if you breath or talk back logically. A karen will never face the real truth. She'll never admit that she's wrong. 2020 level stubborn.
Portia you're being a karen right now. Stop it bitch.
by Snoopie959 September 17, 2020
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Karen

Karen =
K: know your rights
A: Accuse Everyone
R: Request a Manager
E: Escalate to authorities
N: Neglect Reason
Person A: Karen, don't call the manager!
Karen: This person is cutting in front me of and I know my riiiiiiights! REEEEEEEEEEE
by Fipdo August 29, 2020
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Karen

Like people say, Karen will take your kids and most definitely speak to your manager. While that Is true - I have another thing to add. Not only will Karen take your kids, she'll keep your birthday gifts too. I know from experience. She took my gifts..-

People also say that Karen may look like a mid age white woman with blond hair cut in a bob who drives a Volvo. Mostly true. My Karen is olive skinned, brunette in a bob and she does in fact drive a Volvo. She also drives a mini cooper. She has 2 adopted kids because she had an abortion years ago and now she can never get pregnant. Thank you Jesus.
Person 1: "I can't believe my aunt kept my birthday gifts from me!"
Person 2: "she kept your gifts from you?! What a Karen!"
by Karen-took-my-gifts July 13, 2019
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Karen

Someone who wasn't spanked enough as a child
"lEt Me SpEaK tO tHe MaNaGeR" Manager: .... Karen?
by Raeann Grego August 21, 2020
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Karen

If your name is Karen you act nice at first but then you turn into a total bitch and no Karen you can't speak to my fucking manager also respect the drip you old hag.
Person 1: "Ugh this girl wants to speak to the manager "

Person 2: "Ugh she's obviously a Karen."
by EggieAfton May 17, 2020
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Karen

used to describe annoying dick heads who wanted to complain everything they sees.
karen: I WANT TO FIND YOUR MANAGER!!!!!!!!!
by alexender1997 November 23, 2020
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