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Wife beater

A bum that wears Wal-Mart quality tank tops. Hits women and uses them as punching bags. Usually named Ray or Adrian or Chris Brown
by Woman disrespecter April 20, 2018
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sext-wife

A Wife that was divorced because they got caught sexting another person
My sext-wife keeps trying to text me bit doesn't realize that's why I divorced her
by Money bags 97 September 22, 2022
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Errol Wife

My Sweet Jamaican Empress

Mi wake up 4am missing you it feel so real like you was right here with mi I-Man tank Jah for you every everywaking day🙏🏾Empress mi love you more today than yesterday💕we had some rain it all ways remind mi of you as it a you favourite time mi would av you wrapped in a mi a arms & we make love with the rain a beat down pon the zinc roofing nothing sweeter or sexier than mi & you deep in each other especially when you si dung in a lap memories very precious to mi wish you did here now

can't & won't stop love you 💕You a mi IDEAL woman there will never be another like you as you(EVER READY)love you beautiful smile firm bumper & everyting in between.On internet woman dem a foreign fed up a man not taking care of dem oral hygiene dirty teeth & bad case a HALITOSIS one woman run man a dentist him wouldn't go mouth full a stumps rotten bruk off teeth😷Mi don't get how many man live a foreign & nah take care a him mouth it's not Jamaican man ting as a Jamaican man would prefer put in dentures him don't want no one chat like dat.You love man with nice teeth you use to tell how you love mi smile😁
Errol Wife
Mi love you world without end Empress can't wait to see you when I-Man forward❤️❤️
by Janet21 June 11, 2023
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hood wife

Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.
Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?

Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.
by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020
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plantation wife

a male who waddles chews tobacco indebted to his 18 yearold wife and enjoys wearing dresses. Should be working but in stead his wife does it.
Dude you are being a plantation wife please bail me out of jail.
by Conbox September 7, 2011
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Salute the wife

When a lower enlisted salutes the wife of an officer, he/she is signaling that they would like to participate in sexual relations, typically with the officer involved or observing.

Wives of officers asking or insisting a lower enlisted to salute them (which no civilian is owed from anyone) are signaling that they desire the enlisted person to engage in sexual activity with them.
Corporal O’Reilly told me he was going to salute the wife of Major Burns. Now he tells me he’s got a “special assignment” for the Major later tonight.
by MyDogEli September 7, 2020
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Swipe Wife

The modern term for "sugar momma".

The "Swipe" comes from swiping a credit card that belongs to the breadwinner. Which in this case, is the woman.
Tabitha is totally Jake's "Swipe Wife". She is loaded and Jake doesn't have to pay for sh*t!
by Kristin_12 June 23, 2023
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