Urban toff

Much like the urban fox. This creature can be seen slumming it across London, speaking as though they hadn't spent a night at that £10,000 a term boarding school, re-appropriating working class and afro-carribbean culture before returning to the flat mummy and daddy bought for them in a working class cleansing new build.

That boy's an urban toff

by Mappz February 4, 2018

Urban Tumbleweed

A plastic grocery bag blowing around the street.

When driving into the city, I saw an urban tumbleweed blow across the road.

by Polkadude February 6, 2013

Urban Surfer

Someone who surfs Urban Dictionary to filch terms they were not aware of to impress prospective dates and aquaintances.

I know a nerd who is an Urban Surfer just so he can try to pick up some chicks.

by truck drivin jim March 29, 2009

Urban outfitters

Stupid Option that pops up when I try to Type “Urban dictionary” And The Clothes suck if you do buy there

Me: Okay I’m gonna go on urban dictionary *Types in urban and clicks first result*
Fuck! Not urban outfitters!

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 July 18, 2022

urban-derilect

Noun, a car or vehicle built for performance uses, using only cheap, hack job, and/or rigged techniques while still getting the optimal outcome.

"Hey, did you see Nathan's new car? That ham-fisting hackster's 1974 toyota corolla is a total urban-derilect"

by huck&shred March 7, 2013

Urban Chicken

A fowl brought up in the streets of an urban region of the United States, usually associated with a gang of other urban chickens. Caution: These foul can be extremely deadly if approached or attempted to be eaten. If you are attached or marked then you will become "tagged" as one of them forever. Beware!

George: I was walkin' home last night from the train station and came up on a gang of Urban Chickens! I tried to dodge them, but they already saw me and chased me down and pecked their gang sign into my forehead.

Steve: Wow George, I can see the mark on your forehead, it looks like it says UCFL.

George: Yeah, they said it means Urban Chicken For Life and that I am not one of them.

by G Daddy 2008 March 17, 2009

Urban Zombie

An urban zombie is a person who works for at least 16 hours a day, usually from Monday to Saturday, without any overtime pay. He/she is from the Big 4 (EY, PwC, Deloitte, KPMG). Just like a real zombie, the urban zombie multiplies by eating the brains, spirit, willpower and a passion of fresh graduates, luring them with words like 'work-life balance' and invisible bonus packages.

The only way to cure an urban zombie is called the RL vaccine (short for resignation letter vaccine). However, one cannot simply give the vaccine to an urban zombie, because an urban zombie's heart and mind is full of empty promises and tight deadlines.

A: Hey, have you seen C recently? He looks weird and tired.
B: Ah yes, he's been working for PwC for three months, now.
A: Oh, he has turned into an urban zombie.
B: Yeah and it sucks, man.

by rjxtoday March 16, 2014