leprechaun farts

Slang for something seemingly magical that eventually backfires.

The plan seemed like a sure fire moneymaker but revealed itself to consist only of leprechaun farts.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2021

fart graveyard

A chair or couch so big and fluffy that people feel compelled to bury entire populations of farts in it, on the premise that the farts will stay put if left undisturbed. This assumption is generally true until the farter gets up or until someone else sits down.

Dude #1, sitting down:

Oh! G-d! I'm trying to relax, but right now it smells like I'm giving a homeless guy a rim job!

Dude #2:

That's our couch, man. And don't move too fast getting up, it's a fart graveyard.

by MakeItStopItHurts August 31, 2010

Farting Lander

The farting lander, Is simply dropping down on something and farting excessivley hard.

Guy 1: Hey, look at Adam!
Guy 2: Oh my jizz, he's doing a farting lander!

by Fartinglander November 29, 2011

fart bark

when a person let's one rip, but it sounds like a dog bark

kenny would come into work every morning, squat like he's trying to push out a log, then before you know it, "BARK , BARK " would come out of kenny's ass. within seconds old man Don would walk up front and say " who let the dogs out!" kenny would reply " hi don! that was only a fart bark!"

by russ sharp January 25, 2012

farts alarm

When you feel like you need to poop, but when you sit down, all you do is pass gas.

I really thought I needed to take a crap, but it was just a farts alarm.

by Shilo Van Buren March 31, 2014

dank fart

A hurrndious fart that unleashes out of ones anus to disrupt anyones day by a day to a month of pain and to paralize anyone in its radius.

OG Major nugget let out a heap of a dank fart that paralized millions.

by OG Mudboner71 March 12, 2014

Farting in church

Just keep looking forward, trying not to snigger and ignore the horrified expression from the old lady next to you.

Example: Does this entry need one? Oh OK then. Farting in church.

by JaaagMan February 26, 2012