Dong Duster

A perfect description for a mans ironic mustache in the style of a registered offender conjuring a vivid vision of said mustache clad lips mid fellatio being able to dust debris off of said member with his whimsical whiskers : See also “Dick Broom”

Did you happen to see Sully’s new mustache? It’s a real Dong Duster

by Dong Duster January 24, 2021

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dong schnopler

Someone who likes to Schnopel Dongs.

Did you see Karen? She’s such a Dong Schnopler.

by SuperSlimyDirtPerson October 26, 2018

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Pepper Dong

A mini gong made out of pepper. You hit it over your food and it sprinkles pepper ovet your food

Do you have the pepper dong? My food needs more flavor.

by hellohsvsjdbd July 29, 2022

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dong king

The guy with the biggest hardon at the circlejerk

Kyle was finally replaced as dong king at our Monday night circlejerk. Juam Bosco came in with a hard dong a full half inch longer, n thicker, too!

by Xaime June 3, 2019

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Dong Licker

being so bored you want to see what happens when you search dong licker on wikipedia. You know what it means. I know you know what it means. I live in your walls. Check your bathroom. I shoved your toothbrush up my anus and watched you brush your teeth with it.

i know you are the real dong licker here James.

by deengloremenglormness May 16, 2022

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