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The scrooched moose

The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.
A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".
by KnowItAll1979 September 3, 2020
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war moose

A war moose is a very large woman. Like a war horse is larger than a regular horse, a war moose is larger than a regular moose.
Damn, she's huge! That's war moose status, bub.
by Beardlongandprosper12 February 6, 2017
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mr moose

by Mr moose life May 17, 2018
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moose knuckle

by emma chaplips November 3, 2019
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Mr moose

A very elegant fellow that is serious and well dressed.
Wow, that lawyer is just like Mr Moose. He is so awsome
by MR.Mooose February 6, 2019
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moose overlord

A tall person, often referred to as simply 'moose', but holds much more power than a normal moose. Is normally sarcastic, sassy, and antisocial. Rules all moose of the land.
Yo, watch out for that moose overlord!
My moose friend got sasses by a moose overlord.
That moose overlord is mean!
by Yo Woahhhhhhhhhh August 2, 2017
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Dirty moose

A dirty moose, is normally a guy called Richard, who loves to sit his rear end on a unicorn horn, whilst an alpaca is urinating on his face like a fountain.
The neighbours are having a dirty moose party again tonight in bilton
by madferret2584 May 16, 2020
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