Ethan

Ethan is a very strong, handsome , athletic young man. Ethan is also the funniest person you’ll ever meet, he will always put a smile on your whenever he wants. Ethan always looks out for those who are close to him. He is the guy any girl would wish for, his smile will melt your heart, his hugs will make you feel safe and his kisses will make you forget about everything. Ethan is a very talented football and basketball player, he is very dominant on the field and on the court, and whenever he gets the ball something special is going to happen. Ethan isn’t the smartest person but he knows his stuff. When it comes to school Ethan isn’t the most popular kid but he is well known around the school community. When Ethan says he loves you he really means it and when he really likes a girl he will do anything and everything to make you his. When you have him, you’d should be smart enough not to let him go because you will never find anyone to match his vibe. Ethan can be an ass at times but once you get to know him you’ll find out that that’s just his personality. Ethan has a very unique style, he isn’t the swaggiest guy in the game but he knows how to dress for any occasion. Once you meet him you’ll want to know him forever.

Omg Ethan is the best

by BBBfrmda6 July 20, 2019

Ethan

a little sloth that seems to like peen

your such an ethan

by bigJill June 15, 2019

Ethan

Makes memes on Paint, has mild retardation, and can't stop talking about his lactose intolerance/shitting everywhere.
Enjoys coffee and milk (sadly). He probably knows more about cars then you.

Look at dat boi, Ethan go SKRRRRRRRRRR SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR on da haters.

by Emaster304 November 6, 2020

Ethan

An adjective that someone uses to describe himself/herself. It is synonymous with "mentally handicapped," and in some cases, "homosexual."

"I'm really excited to go to the movies!"
"Hi 'really excited to go to the movies!' I'm Ethan!"

by e_than_301 June 10, 2020

Ethan

An EXTREMELY self-conceited person. Would rather talk about themself than listen to someone's last words. The farthest thing from humble, appreciative, and respectful. Thinks every girl wants his dick. Likes to use the phrase: you don't know me. Dad bod is a requirement.

Ethan has pushed me over the edge. I can't hear myself think over him talking about himself.

by Phatho May 20, 2017

Ethan

Ethans are fuckboys who drink monsters and smoke weed. they’re usually gay as hell and get a s/o like every week. believe me, i’m an ethan.

“did you hear? that ethan guy just broke up with becky and got with ryan!”

by _a_person_xd_ November 27, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a white guy he is sexy and nice he will beat anyone's ass if they touch his girlfriend he has a big dick and all the girls love him he will always be there for you don't forget it and he loves his girlfriend Ilyr

My name isEthan

by Slay.eden July 25, 2017