Sock hat

See beanie
So much better than beanie

Dear editors,
Sock hat is a better word for beanie and u better publish this word or I will be sad
See condom
Donald trumps double chin
See the part of the dick Jews cut off
See plz publish this I will love u forever

That’s obviously a sock hat
Only losers say beanie

by Jejdhdbdbdjdndndndn September 27, 2019

ham sock

AKA condom, rubber, jimmy hat n. A flexible sheath, usually made of thin rubber or latex, designed to cover the penis during sexual intercourse for contraceptive purposes.

Damn, Scott hit that bitch raw dawg, and didnt even think of using a Ham Sock.

by smokinsoljah420 February 23, 2007

Wind socking

After anal sex the bowel prolapses

I bummed her so hard i ended up wind socking her

by Chop81 January 10, 2021

Sock Bottom

When one has put off doing the laundry so long that you have run out of socks. At this point, you have hit sock bottom.

You may have either "reached" sock bottom, "be at" sock bottom, or (more commonly) "hit" sock bottom.

Time to do the laundry; I've hit sock bottom.

by BorelliWords April 22, 2011

sea sock

A hidden sock used by a sailor, inmate or a resident at an institution to discretely masturbate into.

After lights out and the other inmates dozed off, the sea sock came out.

by FO August 17, 2017

forbidden sock

the sock that holds the unborn children

mom:

son whys there a crusty musty ass sock under your bed
son:
thats the forbidden sock

by forbidden sock October 21, 2021

Sock perverts

The reason why every time you do laundry you lose at least one sock.

Sock perverts lurk in every laundromat in the world and only steal one or two socks at a time so no one notices. Then they stand in a circle and masturbate into them.

God damn, I need to go buy socks again; the sock perverts hit me hard.

by Slick James April 19, 2010