Shanghai Special

The dazzling act of giving someone a handjob with ramen in your hands

"Hey Jeff"
"Sah dude?"
"I think im gonna break up with Kelsey"
"Why fam?"
"She gave me a handjob with cooked ramen in her hand "
"Dude thats a fucking Shanghai Special!!"

by Butthole Shitstain May 26, 2016

Shelton Special

When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.

My man gave me a nice Shelton special last night.

by ASovo23 August 8, 2014

Smokers special

When you throat fuck a smoker with a stoma and nut inside of it.

Oh ya that grandma enjoyed the good old smokers special

by Hdboner September 13, 2019

Sua-Special

Red =)

Red is Sua-Special

by bb2468 October 28, 2010

barbershop specials

Fake merchandise such as shoes, watches, or clothing.

Guy 1: Aye man I just got these new yeezys
Guy 2: My guy them are barbershop specials you prolly got them at the mall!

by machonachtroll January 8, 2018

Christmas special

The people who insist on celebrating the winter holidays in warmer climates as if they’re actually cold.

“Why is Shelly wearing a Christmas scarf and drinking peppermint hot chocolate? It was 90° today.”

“That’s Shelly for you, she’s Christmas special.”

by nothing123456789 November 17, 2021

canadian special

Apologizing to somebody without ceasing as a way to coerce them, nicely, into what you want them to do.

Taken from The Yarn Harlot's blog yarnharlot.ca/blog - I pulled a Canadian Special... "I'm so sorry you think you have no seats. I feel terrible about this. Oh my goodness, I just feel so bad that you have to find one. I'm sorry I have to go to Toronto, I apologize for needing to really go tonight. Thanks so much for the help, I know you'll find me something, I apologize for being such a pain. No, no - I'm so sorry I can't go sit down. Please, accept my apology for this difficulty. I feel terrible that you have to do this for me."

by yarnywordhead August 5, 2012