Salty-Spatoon

when fucking a chick(with a rubber), you skeet in the condom, and rub the skeet all over your dick, then you take off the condom and slap the girl around with your "salty-spatoon"

Chester: dude holy shat after a rough night with ryan's mom, i finished off that MILF with a salty-spatoon.

Ryan: dude same here!

by Chester THEE Molester December 20, 2008

salty key

While receiving oral pleasure, during ejaculation, one must flip over pinning the girls head to the floor and accomplish a full 360, resembling a key turning a lock. This manuver was originated in a parkinglot in the Florida Keys.

Austin and Brendan took turns performing the salty key on Lily(the hot one).

by Brendan, Austin, and Lily January 3, 2006

Salty Pecker

Middle aged homosexual White male, Typically from southern states near the ocean.

Man, did you see that little salty pecker on his boat.

by Saltypecker Eater March 21, 2019

Salty Adolph

When you drink cum but it ends up cumming(see what I did there) down your nose and gives the shape of a hitler mustache

Your mom had a salty Adolph last night

by U.Y.G.R. July 15, 2016

Salty Waffle

Having a girl smile before cumming and then cumming on her teeth so it fills in the gaps....similar to pouring batter in a waffle maker

I gave my girlfriend a salty waffle

by T_Hop December 2, 2010

Salty Pretzel

When a girl puts her legs behind her head, and the a man peforms anal sex on her

Grace Taylor and her doing the Salty Pretzel

by Pretzel Salter March 19, 2011

salty fish

a term used to describe the female genitals if it has not been cleaned for a while. the result of which gives a fishy smell and a salty taste during oral sex.

Jim: i went down on the bitch, but came straight back up.
John: was it a Salty fish?
Jim: yeah.

by Somario January 11, 2008