when after pooping, you wipe somewhere between 900-1000 times and the poop still appears on the paper as if there were a brown crayon stuffed up your butt hole.
by Dutch Oven Your Self October 28, 2013
Get the brown crayonmug. When a person shits their pants while sleeping.
Example 1
Daemin: whats that smell?
Pat: its haley she shit her pants.
Haley: Pat shut the fuck up i do'nt shit my pants!
Pat: well ya did last night.
Pat: Haley had a Brown dream guys
Example 1
Daemin: whats that smell?
Pat: its haley she shit her pants.
Haley: Pat shut the fuck up i do'nt shit my pants!
Pat: well ya did last night.
Pat: Haley had a Brown dream guys
by SubZero187 December 30, 2018
Get the Brown Dreammug. A term used to reference the heinously foul and decrepit spoiled loins of a COVID-19 infested bopper and her sebaceous cheese like secreting undercarriage. While her motives seem ambiguous, make no mistake this slippery Sally yearns to gaffle up yo man and have him marinate up in that poisonous panther of doom. A lurker by nature this X Barista meanders bravely at all exits of the club with a putrid satchel filled with various trinkets and knickknacks of the most vicious variety. It’s highly recommended if you encounter one to promise her a steak dinner at CoCo’s followed by a shopping spree at Big5.
Brad- “Hommie how was last night dog?”
Devin-“I don’t want to talk about it!”
Brad-“Oh hell no you slipped and got Brown Wreck loosed bruh?” Fool that’s that smell, she branded you player, it’s a wrap for you doc!”
Devins Lady-“Boy you better kiss this Pink Panther Goodbye, you laid up in that filthy brown wreckloose, shoot Imma find me a new man” !
Devin-“I don’t want to talk about it!”
Brad-“Oh hell no you slipped and got Brown Wreck loosed bruh?” Fool that’s that smell, she branded you player, it’s a wrap for you doc!”
Devins Lady-“Boy you better kiss this Pink Panther Goodbye, you laid up in that filthy brown wreckloose, shoot Imma find me a new man” !
by TrainstationBandit April 7, 2020
Get the Brown Wreckloosemug. When she retired she mailed her ancient workplace, but didn't get her job back because they were brown letters.
by skyjuice December 30, 2008
Get the Brown Lettermug. Result: the walk of shame
An evening after taco Tuesday at Jared’s house the aroma of peppers was in the air which resulted in a sneeze but just any sneeze it was a brown sneeze
An evening after taco Tuesday at Jared’s house the aroma of peppers was in the air which resulted in a sneeze but just any sneeze it was a brown sneeze
by Im going to die #coronavirus69 January 29, 2020
Get the Brown Sneezemug. by luqerbqli January 22, 2018
Get the Brown grandmamug. Prisoner 1: that’s the guy who snitched on vinny lets give him a little talk
Prisoner 2: hey p1 hows it goi-
Prisoner 2: AHHH STOP FUCKING MY ASS
Prisoner 1: I’m going to give you a brown knife
Prisoner 1: *Shoves knife up ass*
Prisoner 2: *dies*
Prisoner 2: hey p1 hows it goi-
Prisoner 2: AHHH STOP FUCKING MY ASS
Prisoner 1: I’m going to give you a brown knife
Prisoner 1: *Shoves knife up ass*
Prisoner 2: *dies*
by my sc is @lil.trapdog May 18, 2018
Get the Brown knifemug.