milk blowjob

When a man is getting a blowjob for so long, that an excess of saliva, snot, tears, and sometimes vomit gather around the base of the penis and drip down onto the balls from excessive deep throating and reflex testing occurs.

I got a milk blowjob last night bro, it looked like a vanilla shake reflexed all on my dick it was so wet with throat.

by Beretta Jones January 18, 2015

Canadian Blowjob

N.) A northern blowjob involving ice and maple syrup.

Related to the Zamboni, and Rusty Zamboni

Example: Things got hot and heavy with Sarah last night, then she broke out the ice and maple syrup and turned me into a frozen pancake. Canadian blowjobs are awesome.

by Artic Thunder Hooser September 29, 2013

Reverse Blowjob

When a man has just came in a girl's mouth and she then proceeds to spit it back on his penis.

Man: "The Fuck are you doing?!?"

Woman: "It's a reverse blowjob."

Man: "....Get the fuck out."

by ktomb January 6, 2012

walking blowjob

Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.

"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."

"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)

by edw007 May 19, 2021

Rodeo Blowjob

When the giver only stays on the task for eight seconds, and believes it was a “successful ride”.

My wife just gave me a rodeo blowjob, so now I’m left to my own accord.

by MN Nut Guy April 26, 2023

Spicy Blowjob

When a hooker that just ate 15 ghost peppers, drank 5 bottles of texas pete, ate the spiciest chip in the world, and topped it off with carolina reaper seeds gives you a blowjob thus making your penis spicy

"My wife gave me a spicy blowjob, i know because her sister said i tasted spicy"

by Twink Fucker named Fishstick April 8, 2021

himalayan blowjob

When recieveing head while the performer of the act had mints in their mouth.

"What does the Himalayan blowjob feel like?"
"The cool Himalayan breeze."

by Ncstateboyx3 January 21, 2015