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Old Salt

Term used by law enforcement to describe an old police officer who is set in his ways, as when salt gets old it becomes crusty and hardens together.
SGT. Diaz explained to the rookie to not take it personal that Officer Klondike never asked him for assistance, as everyone knew that Klondike was an Old Salt that wanted nothing to do with rookies.
by Sacramento Solon December 24, 2018
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Old Kaka

Name for a friendless old witch who delights in spending her twilight years complaining about the slightest noise within a five mile radius of her, with laughable threats to tell the council and frankly baffling resistance to the use of a washing machine on "the Holy day". Apparently vomits a lot when forced to endure vibration.
Watch out for the Old Kaka when you go down.
by Ben (sans companion) January 31, 2005
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Old Fashion

When a female strokes the male genitalia. Otherwise know as a handjob.
Crystal gave the random Britsh guy an old fashion in the hotel bathroom while her friends were in the other room.
by RandomEpic February 18, 2011
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Old Sloppy

A chassis cab truck with an enclosed cuboid-shaped cargo area. Slow and sturdy she takes loads like a boss; often times in crocs. It is not uncommon to find Old Sloppy with high miles, low standards, and a sailors mouth.
"How's Old Sloppy? "Who, Shauna?"
by Thedanatee November 10, 2022
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Old Four

A soccer conference made up of four of Canada's most prestigious universities. Located in Central Canada, they include: McGill University, University of Toronto, Queen's University, and the University of Western Ontario. They are among the country's oldest universities and have held intense rivalries.
Canada's closest comparison to the Ivy League is the Old Four - McGill, Toronto, Queen's, and UWO
by CanadianAthlete May 31, 2013
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The Old Italian

When you use papa johns garlic butter as anal lube for sexual intercourse
I gave the neighbor the old Italian after we finished our pizza
by Trashman May 31, 2019
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Old Julio

Deviant sex act where the male inserts three fingers into the woman's anus during intercourse.
She was totally into it until I tried to slip her the Old Julio, and things went horribly wrong from there.
by hambone17 March 16, 2011
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