gay aids

When you have gay sex and god fucks you up

"I had gay sex with my room mate and god said 'fuck you' and gave me gay aids so I stopped being gay

by Treebeaver March 2, 2018

virtual AIDS

the effect free internet porn can have on your computer without proper "virtual protection" like Kaspersky and AVG condoms, giving you all kinds of nasty diseases like trojans, spyware, and malware.

virtual AIDS can then be transferred from computer to computer, similar to the real AIDS

i didn't have any good forms of virtual protection, so my computer contracted virtual AIDS, and now all my friends have it too :)

by GBurn387 June 23, 2009

Mega Aids

Stage 5 of Cooties.
Once you get Mega Aids, you won't revert back

"Dude, I wish I had Mega Aids."
"Bro, be weary of what you wish for, it might just come true."

by Jink Horberrett August 11, 2018

kool aid

anyone's main squeeze...boy/girl friend

i can't believe this kat is tryin to dip into my kool aid!

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

kool aid

Powdered, mixable drink. Often referred to as Kiddie Crack, Special K, or Cult Punch. Flavours are never referred to as actual foods, just the colours they are, probably due to the fact that it's just dyed sugar. Except when you mix it in water, it tastes like fucking WATER. They make you add 4 bags of damn sugar until it actually is just coloured sugar! Who the hell makes kool aid anyways?

Kid 1: Hey, you got any kool aid?
Kid 2: Hell yeah man, I've got blue, purple, and red.
Kid 1: Well damn, blue sounds good.
Kid 2: Chyea, gettin' hopped up on the K.

by Hextacy December 30, 2006

Kook-Aid

An elixir (either tangible or intangible) one drinks that exacerbates sometimes an already tainted belief system and emboldens the drinker to act upon said beliefs. Very similar to kool-aid, but the drinker of this drink is already a bit nutty, whereas kool-aid drinkers are sane, yet gullible.

The anti-abortion protesters all gathered 'round the entrance to the clinic and chanted, having previously imbibed themselves with their kook-aid.

by valpalas December 14, 2009

aids shot

aiming a mobile ejaculate which contains sperm infected with acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Murphy usually goes for the eye when he launches his aids shot.

by Trey Paxton July 21, 2007