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Starfish Sexuality

An Individual who is the equivalent of dead fish in bed, aka just lies there and does nothing. Individuals of this particular variety can usually found prowling coffee shops for rich unsuspecting prey. If encountered ways to evade are to act poor and/or play bad footsie. Distinguishing factors include incredibly short height, a fondness for butter chicken and a vape accompanying them.
"I encountered a member of the starfish sexuality yesterday"
"How did you survive?"
by Lucifer1012 January 27, 2022
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sexual houdini

When a slut wants to pretend that she isn't a whore by insisting she will only fuck a guy if they are in a relationship. The guy pretends that they are by displaying the signs of figurative shackles, after he is done with the bitch he dumps her. This demonstrates that the figurative shackles of their relationship once displayed were as bothersome to remove as real shackles were to the master escapologist Houdini.
3 mates chatting about a Slut

A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship

T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini
by Lt_Atilla May 22, 2016
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cig-sexual

a person who is sexually attracted to cigarettes
person 1 :damn bro i think i love my cig aha

person 2 : haha i guess that makes you a cig-sexual
by moe2903 May 3, 2020
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sexual on snap

when a lads chatting you up and he starts getting sexual and moving mad on snapchat
shoutout to Nathan
"why do we never get sexual on snap"
by Consideryourselfshanked March 17, 2022
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Ethical Sexual

A person of elite sexual prowess who maintains a high level of dignity & respect for themselves as well as their sexual partners.

Simplified: A respectful freak
Girl, he’s such a gentleman in the streets but a freak in the sheets. His dick game go crazy! He even wiped the cum off my booty cheeks for me with a clean warm towel & asked me how I was feeling before, during & after. He’s such an ethical sexual.
by StrangePhruit February 6, 2022
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Sexual Objectification

Sexual objectification is the process of representing or treating a person like a sex object, one that serves another’s sexual pleasure.
Guy #1: Damn, that girl's ass is tight. I would tap that!
Guy #2: Dude, why are you sexually objectifying her? Sexual objectification is not cool. She's not an object meant for your pleasure.
by DtzMi April 6, 2017
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sexual lasagna

When someone slaps a wet noodle on your cheesy ass
Me and my Facebook homeboy are gonna come over make you into sexual lasagna.
by Harbor Tunnelcunt September 16, 2016
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