An informal competition, usually between family members or close friends, commonly following a large, hearty meal. The object of the competition is to produce the most musical and, more importantly, the most fragrantly-foul and offensive expulsions of intestinal gas known to the farting free world. A true stink-off can render the premises virtually uninhabitable for many hours after the competition. Furniture can become flammable and the methane content in the air can sometimes reach the lower explosive limit. For this reason, stink-offs should always be held with extreme caution, cigarette smoking should be discouraged, and the premises should always be well-ventilated.
I stopped by Linda and Connie's house after they returned from the International Kimchi and Korean BBQ Festival. The place stunk so badly I could barely catch my breath. You could literally cut the air with a knife. Linda and Connie must have been in the middle of a real stink-off!!
by gothictom January 25, 2011
Get the stink-offmug. This is another name for your asshole, fartbox, shithole, rectum, and dirthole. This definition gives you the empression that it is in fact a long stinky shoot.
I bet she would long some cock in her nice little Stink Shoot. Why are you walking funny? You get pounded in your Stink Shoot again?
by Mr. Dirthole August 24, 2012
Get the Stink Shootmug. by Stephen McDonnell March 16, 2010
Get the Stink Donutmug. by Cheesuschrist50 October 26, 2019
Get the Stink rockmug. Wow this is a nice place. To bad about the stink elevator on the way up.
We better catch a ride before Jim gets here or he'll leave us the stink elevator.
We better catch a ride before Jim gets here or he'll leave us the stink elevator.
by jameseh March 18, 2009
Get the stink elevatormug. the odour of a finger that has been scratching ones bottom whilst asleep usualy wiped on pillow by wife whilst asleep
by bumholio October 9, 2005
Get the stink fingermug. by Iamballs October 23, 2010
Get the Stink panthermug.