Dick String Cheese

When you peel the smegma off of your dick.

Bro, check out my dick string cheese collection.

by cakeerealurban April 4, 2025

dick cheese

This is a word to start a conversation if nobody wants to talk.

Ppl in gc: uummmm
You: Dick cheese
Ppl in gc: Woah wats that
Ppl in gc: o what are we doin today?

by O X Y March 5, 2021

I put my cheese in your fridge.

verb/phrase

1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."

As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.

by show-er_not_a_grower August 19, 2024

cheese

cheese

cheese

by OLD-HAM January 21, 2023

lucky as cheese

Something radiating supreme luck! Or the luckiest person on the planet earth

“Any guy would be lucky as cheese to go out with you”
“I’m feeling lucky as cheese today”

by Iatemylaptop June 12, 2024

Penis cheese

A flavorful nutty, and cheesy goo.

Tom loves to cover his singles socks in penis cheese.

by Slinging Cream August 11, 2023

bitch cheese

cheese for bitches. often used in bitch lasagna

"that guy needs some bitch cheese"

"waiter: what do you want to order?
me: bitch cheese"

by trec~ccst April 6, 2019