shit your butt

When you poop your pants but catch it in your but checks , saving your draws from the shit

dude i was so sick last night

Did you shit your butt?

by Hamsandwhich March 15, 2015

tuffted pucker butt

An achey uncomfortable feeling, almost queazy in the testicular/anal region usually occuring but not restricted to when way up high on a ladder, or the edge of a high roof.

I really hate to climb ladders. Everytime I look down I get a tuffted pucker butt.

by gordoncharly August 10, 2006

pee in my butt

Screamed in satisfaction to beneath all those unworthy.

Richard: I'm winning....
Waverly: I'm catching up...
Gabe: And I steal the win, PEE IN MY BUTT

by Blaqcolossus September 23, 2020

beer butt gusher

the act of taking a real fizzy type of beer and opening it carefully 'usually in a bottle', and ramming it into your partners ass then shaking it up to cause the beer to explode rushing out the sides of the asshole causing a gushing effect this can also be called NIAGRA FALLS,BEER SPRING,or my favorite TH BEER GYSER

dude i suprised her with a beer butt gusher last night she was pissed

by dick up ass November 4, 2009

llama butt face

A phrase most commonly used by 3rd graders to insult someone they hate. Older children, such as middle schoolers, use it as a joke rather than as a rude insult.

3rd Grade:
person 1) Ha Ha! You Fell!
Person 2) You're a llama butt face!

Middle Schoolers: (this consists of 4 children, Brianna, Abby, Julie and Nain)

Nain(smiling): (points to Brianna)Llama! (points to Abby) Butt! (points to Julie) Face!

Nain (smiling): (points to Julie)Llama! (points to Abby) Butt! (points to Brianna) Face!

Abby: Hey, how come I'm always Butt?

Everyone: Laff! Giggle! Chuckle! Chortle! Snort!

by Purple be awsum :D March 14, 2011

butt crack-of-dawn

early morning sunrise over the mountains

I've been up since the butt crack-of-dawn.

by Emmy November 25, 2003

butt on (one's) shoulders

1) the difficult and awkward bodily position wherein one's gluteus maximi are situated above one's trapezoids

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "head up (one's) ass"

"I'm not inclined to continue this conversation until I hear that distinctive popping sound that will indicate to me that you've successfully removed your butt from your shoulders!"….

"Yeah, they've all got their butts on their shoulders down there at Bridgeport!"…

by TIC Redux May 8, 2005