Sex Coma

A trance like state entered during sex where you loose total control of your actions

I was in a sex coma when i slapped you

by Notyourbabiesdaddy November 18, 2010

Monkey Sex

Sex with a monkey.

I had Monkey Sex last night.

by Barry Odoms July 19, 2003

sex fail

1)someone who doesn't understand a condom and is now currently screwed because they are prego and cant afford an abortion

2)when you make and elaborate scheme to get laid and opportunities don't work out or plans fall through

3)having an opportunity to get laid and and not taking it

4)see ruby shotgun

1) did you see that girl she is a total sex fail

2)Alex: so how did things go with that girl i set you up with?

Derek: they were good until my came in and asked if we wanted anything to eat

Alex: Total Sex Fail!!!

Alex: d

3) Anthony: what happened with that girl last night?

Gus: she was all over me but it was against my personal morals

Anthony: SEX FAIL!!

by BLKEAGLEKREW December 9, 2008

Sex Player

A Sex player is you found a girl that is so dahm hot, then you take her to your place and put her on your bed. after you tie her hands to the bed post you take off her clothes and see she has a sexy bra under. then you take of the bra and start suck the titties. Once you are finished you sleep with the girl then find another for the next night.

Guy 1- hey i had sex with a girl last night and will have sex again this night

Guy 2- Dude you are a sex player

by Da horny perosn March 16, 2019

para-sex

sexual activity parallel to but separate from the norm-
e.g homosexual sex which can not produce offspring,which
may simulate normal sexual intercourse, but is not the real thing.

Those guys are engaging in para-sex and are trying to make believe it's the real thing, but where did that baby come from ? how dey do dat ?

by para-den March 15, 2011

Waffle Sex

Sexual intercourse as normal but a waffle are put inside the womans vagina and intercourse takes place. After sex the waffle is then eaten by the couple who had sex.

Andy: Yeahh she was great. We had waffle sex.
Paul: Nice one mate

by Mc Kaotik February 23, 2009

Soft sex

Soft sex is when you have sex on your own, or with a partner, in the company of one or more others, with physical contact occurring only with the consent of everyone in the room. In this context, the definition of sex is very broad and includes kissing, cuddling, erotic touch, watching porn together, watching others have sex, masturbation, manual sex, oral sex, bukkake and sexual intercourse. Soft swinging is an example of soft sex.

Sarah: Wanna come home for soft sex with me and Dan?
Kate: Yeah, I'll watch you both and maybe kiss you if I'm in the mood, but I'm not up for fucking Dan.

by Jack Wild March 1, 2009