industrial sized bag of douche

adjective

instead of calling someone just being a plain ol' bag of douche OR douche bag, they kick it up a notch by large sizing it.

You call someone this when they are of annoyance to you, or just plain retarded in general.

see also: douche bag, industrial

synonym(s): lame, stupid, moron

Kari: You know Mary? I can't believe what a big douche bag she has been since she's been dating Darby!

Alex: no no! she's being an industrial sized bag of douche!!

Kari: ooh!

by xenu! May 24, 2008

Tea Bagging Fruit Cake

A man who only teabags other men because he is homosexual and hoping somebody takes a lick

Wilma Fingerdo is such a tea bagging fruit cake

by Dixon butts Jr April 7, 2022

Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair

When somebody you know is dumber than a bag of hair.
A person consistently failing to understand anything you're saying.
When somebody is saying unintelligible nonsense.

1. He's Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.
2. They're Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.

by Anthony Luka Davenport September 24, 2023

frag 'em and bag 'em

Getting a kill in a first person shooter game (usually and especially with a grenade, rocket, or explosive) and proceeding to t-bag/teabag the dead opponent.

Player: "Alright boys! Let's frag 'em and bag 'em!"

(Player throws nade and frags opponent)

Player: "Yee-hah!"

(Player begins to t-bag the dead body)

by MadJak September 30, 2009

slate layers nail bag

A very saggy pair of woman's breasts.

Mate, she had tits like a slate layers nail bag.

by lennylightweight April 20, 2006

pop corn bag licker

One who spends inordinate amounts of time during a movie systematically licking the butter from the inside of the pop corn bag.

" I looked over and she was licking the inside of the pop corn bag- man I didn't know she was a pop corn bag licker!"

by Marrukawa April 30, 2007

Inland Empire Douche Bag

A particular breed of douche bag residing within the confines of the Inland Empire of Southern California.

Inland Empire Douche Bag examples: May be Characterized by the following: 1. Raised off road vehicles 2. raised trucks or SUV's 3. Multiple IE, SoCal, 909, 951, Riverside 4. Life tattoos, GotSand, Glamis tattoos 5. over inflated sense of self worth 6. beer guts 7.heavily into RAP or Alternative Rock 8. Low IQ's 9. goatees or shaped beards 10. own a lifted or "weekend warrior" trailer 11. wearing sandals and oversized shorts 12. trash girlfriends 13. habitual smokers 14. have a crappy job or peddle loans and real estate or pyramid schemes.

by Douche Bag1 October 11, 2009