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Get the Urban Dictionary mug.A child, that is highly intelligent and kind but also a mischiveous rascalous bastard.
A combination that potentially is very dangerous.
The Urban-Vidar never wants to hurt anyone. However that is more often then not the outcome of his antics.
Teachers either love or hate this kid.
Most are intimidated by the combination of intelligence and lack of respect for what is being taught.
Not uncommonly the Urban-Vidar is miss understood by his peers and relatives/family-friends. Loved by some. Despised by many.
Most often the Urban-Vidar is a boy aged 5-15.
He often grow up to become a calm and collected respected member of society.
However, privately the antics often continue but in a smaller scale and secrecy.
A combination that potentially is very dangerous.
The Urban-Vidar never wants to hurt anyone. However that is more often then not the outcome of his antics.
Teachers either love or hate this kid.
Most are intimidated by the combination of intelligence and lack of respect for what is being taught.
Not uncommonly the Urban-Vidar is miss understood by his peers and relatives/family-friends. Loved by some. Despised by many.
Most often the Urban-Vidar is a boy aged 5-15.
He often grow up to become a calm and collected respected member of society.
However, privately the antics often continue but in a smaller scale and secrecy.
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Think, shabby old dictionary, with pretty naff, useless definitions written by dodos like me.
Think, shabby old dictionary, with pretty naff, useless definitions written by dodos like me.
"I decided that out of my own precious time, to use the HILARIOUS Urban Dictionary as opposed to a normal one cause I'm a bit dim."
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Get the urban dictionary mug.Well notice when I found out there is something STEPHEN going on with the COFFEE HOUSES and I ran into some nasty people and sneaky SHITS the URBAN DICTIONARY DELISTED DEFINITIONS 1460 IS MAD MAX at work and THE WYNN I can prove this much as they are using questionable PREDATORY MARKETING TACTICS against STAR BUCKS other competitors and STEPHANIE JOANNE ANGELINA GERMONOTTA and LADY GAGA who played at the WYNN are running a RACKETEERING, RACETIERING, AND RACKETEARING very dangerous LITTLE MONSTERS GLBQT using for own ends GAMES the PINK TRIANGLE against me and others.
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If none of the definitions come back then it is obvious TELEPATHY of their hidden agendas and " as TAYLOR SWIFT SAID" at the beginning of ,DELICATE " not for the best" the URBAN DICTIONARY DELISTED DEFINITIONS 1460 is never going to be put back as we are spinning the ED UV JA once again.
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Somebody: I’m gonna go on urban dictionary to find some definitions for my report. Let me search up “desire.”
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)
Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.
Someone: I give up.
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)
Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.
Someone: I give up.
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