Deez Nuts

Ha! Gadeem!

Guy 1: I got a package today.

Guy 2: What was it?
Guy 1: Deez Nuts!

by FireFlame Official March 30, 2019

num nut

Vicky

whoah vicky is a num nut!

by donkeygetoutofmaswamp November 26, 2018

scientific nut

scientific nut, is when you nut as hard as scientist say you can nut, and manage to nut 9 feet

(Scientist): how is it going with the nutting?

(Subject): i dont think its possible to scientific nut that hard, i think we shold give up on the operati-

BANG!!!

(Scientist): Bring in the next subject! The last one could'nt do it

by PersonWithPHDInSmart February 25, 2019

Upper-nut day

Upper-nut day is on April 11. People have an opportunity to uppercut, someone’s nuts

Gurl I just hit Justin with an upper-nut and he was crying. He was so mad I upper-nut him I’m going to make it upper-nut day

by Hftdvbifd May 25, 2018

Nutting Monster

A monster that has only been rumored and spoken of in children bedtime story. After hearing this story children were often afraid to even check their closets or drawers as it had a habit of collecting two types of objects pink socks and nuts. If you find any nuts in a nest made of pink sock do not attempt to eat. If the Nutting Monster catches someone eating his nuts he will come and chomp off your nuts and add it to his personal collection.

Beaware of the Nutting Monster, he will take all of your nuts.

by Nutting Monster October 28, 2017

head nut spitter quiter

Those annoying little bitches that you can't stand.

You know exactly who they are.

Henry: God I hate those head nut spitter quiters.

Willamina: They are 3rd graders.

Henry: I know.

by Dark_Matter_69 February 23, 2017

Only Nut November

The opposite of No Nut November. In this challenge you have to nut once or twice a day.

Have you participated in Only Nut November?
Isn't No Nut November?
Nope it's Only Nut November

by Curiosity's November 28, 2023