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Funny Sex

When two people who are high, have sex.
John: Last night I had some fucking funny sex with Jennifer.
Richard: Yeah we done every other way, but we've never tried that funny sex. How is it?
John: Yo dog, we doing every time from now on.
by amhcih June 24, 2009
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handstand sex

Handstand sex is When the girl is doing a handstand well the man is on the bed putting his penis inside of her
Me and my girlfriends are going to have some handstand sex tonight because I am feeling very freaky and my girlfriend is very kinky
by Yourmumsyuckyclit April 20, 2018
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sex pot

A HIGHLY attractive woman who is sexually avalible but not necessarily promiscuous. Their defining characteristics are long, dark flowing and wavy hair and a small frame. the girls frame doesnt have to be small
my girl mar is a total sex pot dam her ass is bangin
by margaman January 8, 2009
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Roblox sex

when little kids are to ugly to get a mans or girls in real life so they go onto roblox and oof ;) or, when u is orny and u wanna oof in roblox
boyfriend: *ties girl onto bed and sticks pp in her*
girlfriend: *moons and comes*
boyfriend: *shoves pp in her as deep as can go*
girlfriend: “H-harder~”

kid: whats roblox sex?
mom: its when people do the nasty in a online game
by moomoose6969 March 20, 2020
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Virginity Sex

That special kind of fornication where you let a gay guy with a small penis pop your hymen. It is said to be the equivalent of a spiritual journey, except quicker.
Did you hear? Frannie had Virginity Sex with Paul last night.
She said it hurt like a bitch
by Laddie November 4, 2007
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Ugly Sex

Sex between two very ugly people.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Jean and Garry? Apparently they had sex.
Guy 2: Aw yuck! That's some ugly sex!
by iJimped May 5, 2009
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banana sex

When two people believe in not having sex until after marriage so settle for sharing a banana... the woman peels the top of the banana. the man then thrusts the banana so that the skin wraps over his penis and the banana goes into the women's front bum therefore replicating sex.
Man: I want a banana.
Woman: go get one then!
Man: If i do will you share it with me?
Woman: ... I don't like bananas ...

Man: I never said eat it! I just said share it...
Woman: No! I am not trying that again! It took me weeks to remove the Banana from my front bum last time... stupid idea of 'Banana sex'
Man: Pleeeeaaaase?
Woman: ... fine...
by sexy_biatch!! September 11, 2014
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