Your mom

The answer to every question

Steve: what are we doing tomorrow

you: your mom

by Anonymous1102 December 17, 2018

Beautiful Super Mom

Laura Windham

Beautiful Super Mom- Laura Windham

by Woodro86 July 31, 2018

Mom

Some dumbass who pushed you out of her vigina and gives you trauma also buys you stuff .

Sorry I have to stay home mom Said I cannot leave.

by Ayyyo it’s cupid January 12, 2022

ur mom

the worlds hottest women. the women all ur friends totally banged last night.

man 1: i smashed the HOTTEST chick last night
man 2: who?
man 1: ur mom ;)

by im gay <3 July 28, 2021

photo mom

Is a mother who spends more time taking pictures of their children then they do actually spending quality time of their children. Then posting 10,000 fun family photos that they didnt actually involve themselves in.

Beth is such a Photo Mom, did you see the latest in Walmart poses?

by Your Pissed off Daughter November 30, 2013

ur mom

ur mom means ur mom lol yeah or like a stupid joke yeah

"do you know the time?"
"ur mom"
"you're an ass"
"that's what she said"
"istg"

by jikookmyeverything >3< October 6, 2021

ur mom

she sucks my cock everyday

I fucked your mom last night

by juhgyftdrtfygjhk March 7, 2022