The gay oxygen bag

when a guy farts in another guys mouth and he uses it as oxygen

The men couldnt breathe so they used eachother as the gay oxygen bag

by cole. July 18, 2009

Go Suck A Bag Of Dicks

When your so mad at someone sucking one dick isnt enough. You want them to suffer

Debby: Hey eric go suck a bag of dicks you fudge fuck

Eric: Wow that really hurt my feelings

by Jerry B Bop October 16, 2008

Big Bag of Smashed Ass

A way to describe a smell that is soo repulsive, even shit itself can't stand to bear it.

When Josh is done taking a shit, it smells like a Big Bag of Smashed Ass!

by Captain Wafer February 24, 2010

First-Class-Douche-Bag

beyond the motherfucker and fucktard here comes the First Class Douche Bag. Meant for people beyond the rank of Private Dumbass, Corpral Retard, Sergant Asshole, (or Assface which ever you prefer) Mayjor Douche Bag, Lieutenant Fucktard, Captain Motherfucker, and personal favorite; General Cockfacemotherfuckingretardedasshole.
Comes the First Class better that the rest First Class Douche Bad

Way to go you've been promoted to First-Class-Douche-Bag you fucking retard...

by Hioshi Kiintai March 24, 2010

as tired as a bag of beat dicks

To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.

Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?

Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!

Glenn: Damn, that's tired!

by Glizzy G December 16, 2008

clint eastwoods saddle bags

Slang name for a womans genitalia

As she stood over him naked Dave noticed that her genitlaia hung down like Clint Eastwoods Saddle Bags

by Katy and Neil May 24, 2003

i'd bag her groceries

It is the same as saying "I'd hit that".

"hey dude look at that chick over there I'd bag her groceries".

by monkey lover0 March 16, 2011