Derren Brown

A sneaky poo you weren't expecting. Like it's materialised from the bottom of the deck.

I thought I'd finished my ten-Guinness poo, but someone dealt me a sneaky Derren Brown

by AzBag September 25, 2017

first browns

The first person to use a toilet after it being cleaned. More typical in an office environment.

Yo, I got to work early this morning and got first browns. It was superb.

by Outspec May 28, 2024

Brown Tumbler

A sexual act which involves defecating on your partner and wrestling with him/her so as to share in the feces.

Let's do a Brown Tumbler tonight. This chicken taco platter should give me plenty to work with.

by SexMagi January 3, 2019

Reed Brown

stupid fucking retarted piece of shit

Reed Brown is stupid as heelll

by oidsjfwuqgh4vq2gv September 28, 2021

Brown noodle bowl

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."

by Leuitenant Major Bukakke August 31, 2020

Mason brown

A god of war he fights like a thousand men a chin like titanium and the aggressiveness of a lion

Mason brown is defined as the god of war

by J.jjhunter November 22, 2021

brown skull

When you need to poo but cannot find a toilet, so you ask a close friend if you can poo on their head

Person 1: dude! I really need a brown skull

Person 2: hold on. I'll get on my knees

I heard that Jordan revived a brown skull for Dave at a party

by Toughcookie2000 December 11, 2016