wall friends

people you friends leave you for and don't comeback. People your friends say are nice even if they talk about you behind you back and call you a dumb slut even if you have never met them before. People who you wish didn't exist because you now fell more depressed.

you cant hang out with us at lunch were going to see the wall friends.

by wall friend wanna be May 22, 2019

Pocket Friend

1) A friend who can spare a few seconds to text sometimes, but not five minutes. Family and real friends always take priority
2) a screen only friendship

I got a text from my pocket friend but couldn’t answer because I was at dinner with my work friends.

by Ninafriend October 31, 2021

imaginary friend

a person who has no fucking friends so they use a imaginary friend to cope.

the person who has no friends: heyy how are you
there imaginary friend: hey you alright
the one guy sitting down wondering what the fuck is going on

by JellyBeanisDefoMid October 24, 2023

Friends

If me and a bunch of men fucked one of the retards at the group home we worked in you would have a problem with it.

Hym "They wouldn't be victims if you weren't doing what you're doing and you had done what I said. Friends forever. And I would still be in the exact same situation I'm in if I did what YOU said."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

International kiss your furry friend day

The day where you kiss your furry friends as passionately as possible on june 2nd

Human: its International kiss your furry friend day. Come here love

Furry: oh god

by InfernoTrap June 1, 2024

No life No friends only indian discord friends

This is a phrase that you can say too your friends when they do something stupid in fortnite

This guy has No life No friends only indian discord friends

by Ancient Joon April 17, 2021

Friends

Friends, people who you can call names and they won’t care. they also are always talking to you behind your back and one day becoming your enemy.

Friends, is also a tv show about six people who are actual jokes and end up dating.

Ross, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey and Monica

Ross and Rachel end up getting together after 2 breaks up and accidentally getting married ( ends up in Rosses third divorce)
Chandler and Monica get together after a night in London.

Joey and Phoebe find there own two people and they all live happy ever after (there is more than just that to the show but you have to watch it)

I have no friends.
Before I go to bed I watch friends.

by I have friends don’t bully me February 23, 2020