cow shit

Crap that comes out of a cow's anus

While walking through Uncle Barry's pasture, I stepped in a huge stinky pile of cow shit.

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 3, 2003

shit face

a ugly person, not cute, ugly as hell, a face that only a mother can love

shaun told terreast to shut her shit face ass up

by shaun July 4, 2004

Shit Slapping

The act of shitting into a rubber glove (i'm talking heavy,thick,long deep cleaning rubber gloves) and then beating any living thing until they/it becomes unconcious.

"You're about to get yourself shit slapped"
"I'm bored, anyone want to go with me to shit slap small children and their mothers at the park?"
"You worthless waste of skin, i'm going to shit slap you into a coma!"
"Anyone on AIM wanna cum over and give me a real good shit slapping? I'm so wet for you"
"when the paperboy asked for a tip, i shit slapped him"
"we should totally start an underground shit slapping fight club! that'd so sooo tight dude. totally"
"the neighbors dog wouldnt stop barking last night so i went over and shit slapped it to death"

by Anthony Stewart June 19, 2006

Shitting Rainbows

The hyper happy reaction you get when you find out something great; It results in a rainbow butt rocket effect projectiling you out of your seat. (Jumping really high out of your chair/sofa/etc...)

WARNING: shitting rainbows may cause damages to your roof, result in concussions, memory loss, broken or sprained ankles (upon landing)... other side effects include shedding glitter, randomly hugging people, frolicing in public places, and talking like a teenage girl with ADHD over the exciting news to Everyone, Even strangers, for days. (this will last until the news gets old, so side effects are not permanent.)

by Twistedtoybox June 28, 2009

Shit Hole

A repugnant community that has absolutely nothing to offer in any way, shape or form. A place where not only are there no opportunities for bettering one's life, but also the inhabitants of said community love the negative atmosphere and tend to thrive on sucking the life out of anyone who is unfortunate enough to pass through their pathetic chunk of real estate. A place where the most whiny, over-opinionated, lazy, egotistical dumb ass sons and daughters of bitches on the planet congregate to compete and see who is the most worthless piece of shit the world has ever seen.

Zanesville, Ohio is one of the most vile shit holes on the planet. in fact, they should change their welcome sign at the city corporation limits from "Welcome to Zanesville. Established 1797" to "Welcome to Zanesville. We're 25,000 loads our moms should have swallowed."

by Y-City Survivor November 8, 2012

Shit Fucker

one who fucks shit pretty much self explanitory

You mother fuckin bitch momma shit fuckin queef.
bitch momma also in put into this dictionary be me

by Jeff L. & Ryan A. February 17, 2003

country shit

Taking a massive shit, usually a slick greasy one. The shit just slides out. Content shits are also accompanied by rank farts and summer shot pains that can be controlled.

I drank so much last night it gave me the country shits!

by Chibby-Chubbs November 26, 2016