Fart Schnarfing

The legendary art of farting into one's own cupped hand, then snorting it.

Darren: Hey Luke, do you want to see what fart schnarfing is?
Luke: Fuck no, but go ahead.
Darren: OK!
*Schnarfs a fart*

by Fakespeare October 28, 2021

double end fart

When farting in a sitting position, a fart splits at the butthole, a portion of the fart goes up the front and the back at the same time, both making a different sound at once.

It sounded like two people farted, but it was just a double end fart from one person.

by Thekeegster November 5, 2020

Fart Sniffer

A Fart Sniffer is another name for a Bathroom Exhaust Vent or Bathroom Exhaust Fan. You know, the fan in the ceiling of the bathroom that you turn on with the wall switch after stinking up the bathroom when you poop.

Dang Michael! You need to turn on the fart sniffer if you're going to blow up the bathroom when you poop!

by MichaelKnowsAll July 2, 2023

separate the poo from the farts

tell the difference between 2 things very well, with dire consequences.

referring to Judge Judy interrogating the plaintiffs and deciding on the case "wow she really knows how to separate the poo from the farts"

by shthed October 2, 2025

shimmy fart

v. to leave an akward event or situation.

Shit was about to get real, so they shimmy farted before the cops came.

by Faker He-Man September 7, 2011

Brain-farting

Brain-farting is when your brain farts in reaction to something hilarious.

Brain-farted is when your brain lagged

Your joke was so Brain-farting

I was daydreaming at my maths class until my teacher surprised me with a question and I legit Brain-farted

by Fucking-Intellect August 5, 2019

Fart

the thing when the butt gas go brr

"did u legit shit ur pants"

"no i fart"

"oh thats the thing when the butt gas go brr"

by ryxuu November 18, 2021