A parent scared of letting their child(ren) out of their sight to travel to/from a neighborhood park, friend's house, community pool or walk to school for fear of being reported to Child Protective Services (CPS), or their child(ren) being picked up (abducted) by the police and delivered to CPS. These parents would normally be fine with letting their children be unsupervised for such excursions, but have been closely monitoring the news of the couple in Maryland who have had ideological clashes with CPS and by extension, the police. This case has sparked a national debate as to whether these parents actually neglected their children in any way, and further, how helicopter parenting has raised a generation of helpless children to adulthood (millennials) who now expect the government and society to protect and coddle them, and who are in turn projecting these values onto modern GenX parents.
Dan and Mary are such free range chickens; they won't let their kids walk to the park anymore. They used to be free-rangers.
by Bloggernaut April 15, 2015
Get the Free Range Chickenmug. 1. A baby zombie riding a chicken in Minecraft
2. When a girl is riding you and you shout “Chicken jockey!”
2. When a girl is riding you and you shout “Chicken jockey!”
by 183672823 May 18, 2025
Get the Chicken jockeymug. A reheated chicken sandwich is the ultimate act of delinquency, in which someone has to break and enter into room they do not have access to normally with a chicken sandwich(origin does not effect the outcome). Once you are in the position and comfortable you use the chicken sandwich as a masturbation utensil until finishing inside of the chicken sandwich. Then, for extra pizzazz, you can leave a note for the next person to wonder across this monstrosity of free will.
:Yo John
:yeah
:You know Ms jones, I left a reheated chicken sandwich on her desk because she failed me
: hell yeah!
:yeah
:You know Ms jones, I left a reheated chicken sandwich on her desk because she failed me
: hell yeah!
by The original chicken maker April 22, 2024
Get the Reheated chicken sandwichmug. by barkjay September 18, 2014
Get the rubbing chickensmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.0.>Louis Vuitoon Version Two For Chicken Breasts<.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. If you aren't sure if you're going to run out of bobbin thread before finishing your current seam, but you keep stitching without re threading your bobbin, you are playing thread chicken.
by E.wolfsbane January 27, 2022
Get the thread chickenmug. 