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Urban Kite

Aka: plastic grocery bag, plastic bag; a plastic grocery bag that is easily caught by the wind and ends up in treetops. This event can occur when shoppers are careless about their environment, and throws bags on the ground. It can also be caused by spilling out of overflowing trash cans, and cars filled with junk, often unbeknownst to vehicle occupants, as they step out on the ground.

Urban kites occur mostly in the city, due to the higher number of shoppers and higher urban kite:consumer ratio. Urban kites can be seen in rural districts on occasion, but country folk are not in a hurry, and therefore, have more time to prevent and/or correct urban kite flying.

Urban kites are often used as trash bags, lunch bags and cheap totes, which help prevent them from ending up in trees.
Johnny, close the car door and grab that urban kite that's stuck on your foot. Do you want it to end up in the trees?

Look at all those urban kites dancing in the tree tops! That one on the left is new.
by Cravicky July 2, 2016
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A website where it's harder to not make a joke on than to be serious
Jerry: Go on urban dictionary and make a joke

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The dictionary where a bunch of self conscience 15 year olds gather to make every word about sex.

: The dictionary that is a joke based on even the most ludicrous definitions and words getting approved
Urban Dictionary said that "Butt Fuck Egypt" means really far.
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Your in the fucking website you peace of shit, search something up you nipple.
Guy: u used the urban dictionary yet bob?

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a place where people are racist
Guy A: "I saw somebody say every racial slur today"
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Guy A: "Urban dictionary"
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A melting pot for people to post random bullshit for the entire internet to see but was originally ment to be an educational website
Example 1: bro theres a definition for Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary
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Noun: Urban Dictionary is a website were all the words are made up and were they take any suggestion
BILLY STOP GETTING YOUR DEFINITIONS OFF OF Urban dictionary.
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