Penis

A woman pleaser that makes them squirt and then go back to the kitchen

oh yes pls penis me

by poopdoh January 16, 2019

Penis

A part of the body that is used for masturbatory

I love my penis

by Dismantrash October 27, 2020

Penis

A big sausage that man have between their legs and they use it to pee and make babies.

"*Man Puts his long penis in the girl's pussy*

Girl : Aaaah~ Harder~~~

9 month later

They now have a daughter.

by SimplifiedExplenation January 12, 2022

Penis

A tool men have to please women use when horny.

Penis is a thing men have between their legs to please women!

Example:
Girl 1. - You totally need to get laid.
Girl 2. - Yea, haven’t gotten dick for a while now.
Girl 1. - I know a guy with a huge penis, I’ll totally set you up with him if you want.
Girl 2. - Yeah! Sure!

by Cactusishot February 22, 2020

semi-erect penis

When your erection is long but soft, hence a semi-erect penis.

Joe's got a semi-erect penis in his pants.

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024

penis

a man's dick
a dick can make someone's right arm extremely buff

"hey did you see how he faps"
"yeah he puts his penis in a glove"

by fuckwad94 July 22, 2022

penis

a genital exclusive to males

Guy 1: Guy 3’s penis is tiny.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 3, masturbating: Oh, what a big one I have

by idsayivegonewild December 14, 2019