Joe Black 

Straight up the coolest MF-er you'll ever meet. Enough said.

Damn, Joe Black is a true G.

Joe Black by |og|_pacK February 23, 2010

The black cow flies at midnight 

The black cow flies at midnight means anything you want. Also used for guy code, "is your girlfriend, wife, significant other around"? This phrase is used to check if the coast is clear.

This phrase is also used to speak in code for any real day situation: is the black cow flying at midnight?

Examples: when you don't want people around to know what you are talking about.

Yo bro, the black cow flies at midnight?

Yup

Ok let me know when your girlfriend leaves.....

The black cow flies at midnight by Bigdogdaddy13 January 26, 2013

Big dude black shorts 

A large person who always wears black shorts with a white stripe down the side.

wow. its big dude black shorts.

Big dude black shorts by jamie leek June 3, 2008

Can-O-Black

Can-O-Black refers to the Phenomenon wherein a person (Mainly White Women) use excessive amount of Self-Tanning creams, sprays and lotions; in order to change their ethnicity. Hence, a White woman can cover her skin in so much Self-Tanning cream, that it changes her skin color and makes her look like a Latina or Black woman.

(Can-O-Black Chick) I'm the hottest black chick you will ever meet! (Dude) Please! Your the only black chick I know that if I locked you in a closet for two weeks you would turn white! (Can-O-Black Chick) Are you crazy, Do you know how hard it is to get my skin looking this good? (dude) Yeah, $9.95 a can, 3 cans a week.

Can-O-Black by the2ndflood August 22, 2008

Lady Smith Black Mambazo 

A term Micheal Keegan Coach Hines used in the skit "Steroid Bust" referring to the vagina.

Lady Smith Black Mambazo

Lady Smith Black Mambazo by AnonSong January 24, 2010

6 Big black dudes in my ass 

The art of getting your ass dominated by 6 black dudes

Bill:I got 6 big black dudes in my ass last night

Bob: cool

6 Big black dudes in my ass by Your dad is gone lol December 20, 2021

Mirado Black Warrior 

A jet-black pencil, raised in the dojos of ninjas, until it was prepared to be the master of the stealthy arts. A pencil that can end the world, but chooses not to.

Guy 1: Hey, do you have a Mirado Black Warrior I can use on my test?
Guy 2: Yeah...wait...I don't know where it went.
Guy 1: OMG, it's killing the teacher as we speak! Run!!!

Mirado Black Warrior by apfunction October 21, 2009