Deez Nuts

Lol

Person 1: Do you like these nuts?
Person 2: ...Yes?
Person 3: Well, you might like; DEEZ NUTS

by Gato20 March 29, 2022

Godly Nut

Busting a big juicy nut all over the entire planet

Oh fuck I’m gonna bust a godly nut

by BitchSuperBen April 20, 2018

Chuckle-nutting

The act of ejaculating whilst laughing

I was chuckle-nutting whilst having sex with my boyfriend.

by Chuckle-nutter September 4, 2025

Nut Pucker

A Child who seruptitiously pucks his nuts

I nut puckered your dad

by Hjjddgbbjj December 22, 2020

Slap Nut

a stupid ass lame who is a stupid ass pos

shut up slap nut

by Pogfacepogboy October 7, 2025

No Nut November

The annual ritual that every man must participate during the month of November. The rules are simple:

-You cannot have sex, masturbate, or nut in any way, shape or form.
-Watching pornography and having boners are allowed, but you can’t nut.
-You are only allowed one wet dream. If you have more than one, then consider yourself out.
-You do not have 3 strikes; you only have one shot at it. If you miss it, you’re out.
-There are no No Nut November passes
-If you have passed the month with a total of 0 nuts, you are a victor and you shall qualify for Destroy Dick December (Not Recommended).
-Look, man, just don’t nut in 30 days.

Girl: Hey, you wanna go crazy tonight? ;)
Guy: Can't, I'm participating in NNN.
Girl: OMG, you don't want to have sex with me because you're doing that stupid internet challenge?! We're through!
Guy: Ok, ok, OK FINE! I'll make you go crazy, we can start from the top!
He later lost No Nut November that night.

by King Phil Swift November 9, 2021

Nut V-hug

(verb)- When one's nuts are hugged by one's vagina.

Bill: "What happened to you with Stacy last night?"
Ted: "Well, I got drunk and Stacy wanted to get freaky so she gave me a nut v-hug."

by lavendermalice August 3, 2011