The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.
Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.
That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
by anonymous February 18, 2021
Get the fart bloom timemug. A fart is a graceful burst of air that smells like peeps.
When u fart it comes out of two cherries that also smell like peeps.
When u fart it comes out of two cherries that also smell like peeps.
by iPad racoon January 3, 2021
Get the Fartmug. by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 29, 2020
Get the Fart and Furiousmug. 
by Claustrophobic Teletubbie January 14, 2021
Get the Wet Fartmug. A distinctive fart that only is produced by a bottom after receiving penetrative anal sex due to the abundance of anal lubricant and/or cum, causing a particular long and wet farting noise.
1: "How come Eric always seems to have stomach issues after leaving Dave's room?"
2: "Must be a case of the bottom farts."
2: "Must be a case of the bottom farts."
by Perchancer August 11, 2022
Get the Bottom fartmug.